Are computers going to get bigger and better all the time? When will they make the last new computer? I like “tamagotchi” tamagotchi is proof that computer graphics can be tiny, basic bitmaps. And people will obsess. They will go wild and obsess! Watch some of this strange, ceremonial video. It is the unpackaging of a slightly rare Japanese tamagotchi. Watch it on full screen with the sound fairly loud for the full effect.
I just had to get involved. Here’s me trying my luck in the studio. Watch it on full screen with the sound fairly loud for the full effect.
Even MOMA have noticed tamagotchi. http://wp.moma.org/talk_to_me/checked-2/pets-and-fairytales/
My perfect computer would be slightly bigger than a tamagotchi, egg shaped and bitmap based with a colour screen. It would have a weird virtual pet and animation features, I can plug it into the last new computer and my pet can explore the internet for me.
What does Wikipedia currently say about computer graphics? It says:
Small huh, it says “anything that isn’t text or sound”. It’s also got this weird bit:
7D? 4D is just a fancy name for cool randomised textures in games that change over time thanks to some fancy algorithms, but 7D? Haha, that’s just me hitting on the edit button bro. Don’t sweat. I wonder how long 7D will last?
Back in Ancient Greece, Damoclese was an adsentatores. A court flatterer. There was a bunch of these guys and it was their job to compliment their ruler, the tyrant Dionysius. Damoclese was the court sycophant, Dionysius was loaded and Damoclese would constantly compliment his bosses clothes and cash and wealthy healthy lifestyle. So one day, Dionysius was like “Hey Damoclese, if you like my life so much, why don’t you live it for a day?” Damoclese was so happy, he was like “Yeah I’ll try it!” so they got to work setting everything up for him. He was wearing some fine threads and hanging out with some cool babes and having a great time, when he noticed a really gnarly sharp sword hanging above his head, from the ceiling, by a horse hair! Dionysius was like “Haha, now you know what life as a powerful tyrant is really like!” and Damoclese wasn’t into it at all, he went back to being poor and safe.
I don’t want to be poor, it sucks so much! I eat out of garbage cans! I want to get rich! These are tough times!
Anything you say Ralphy, let’s shake hands!
I’ve got to figure out how to look after eels as there is going to be one circling the island in the movie. The eel is VICTORs third eye, Her Black Spectrum Objective eye, the Gateless Gate.•
Here’s my mums website, she’s fabulous!
Her stuff is all bitmap based and beautiful, I love family tradition!
Family is the most important thing that there is to sustain, if you’ve got a big team then you’ll have big dreams!
Which brings me to my next point, the PROBLEM SOLVERS by paperrad
These guys are getting a show on cartoon network! Look! http://www.cartoonbrew.com/shorts/the-problem-solverz.html
It’s not surprising when you see their big beautiful comic books “KRAMERS ERGOT” there’s a bunch of them, I’ve got 2 of the old ones! They cost a bomb!
I feel okay, I’m not alone, there are others working in my field and they’re all doing really well! Even David O’Reilly is sending me subliminal messages in his work these days… Just look at this screengrab!
You might think it says “THE E XTERNAL WO RLD” over and over but I know that really it says TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX, the rest of the letters are just for cover! Haha.
That is the end of this post, on a final note “I just can’t wait to be king”
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